My mad lib

Remember that time you ate that spicy burrito just before you went to bed on the night before the big C.I.F RACE!  Oh, that weird dream you had about the 2016 presidential election.  When you woke up you couldn't quite remember the horribe details, but after reading "On Self-Reliance" and "A Sound of Thunder" it's all coming back to you now.

The dream started badly.  You were in line with your family at airport waiting to be sent to another plane.  Everywhere you looked there were posters of president-elect Mr.Ronaldo Mcdonald, looking like a crazy chimpanzie who could eat a whole   

Suddenly, there was Ralph Waldo Emerson telling you, "[your favorite quote from his essay]."  You realized that you have something to contribute to the world so you decided to [verb].  But it wasn't easy.  First you had to put on a fancy [noun] and [noun] and then you had make a [noun] to go back in time to the [public place] so you could convince people to learn about the candidates and the [political issue you care about most].

But right there in the [public place] there was a giant [noun] and it started [verb] ing at everyone.  People started to [verb].  You grabbed a [noun] from a nearby [noun] and yelled [something important you have to say].  Everyone stopped and listened, so you kept going.

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